“In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference.”
I voted early today and for just a moment after being asked for a picture ID I contemplated saying something like, “C’mon Sir. I’m obviously an older white male. That’s […]
When asked why she crossed the road the chicken merely uttered something resembling “Cluck off!”
DEDICATED TO THE NOT-SO-BRIGHT CROWD
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s impending entrance into the GOP Presidential race will make him candidate number 29. I’m wondering what exactly wasn’t said by the other 28 Republicans that Walker […]
Creature Comfort A modified version of a three dog night?
Taking a Licking Unaware of the scent he had acquired while napping in a bed of alfalfa on the barn floor, Spike relished the attention he was getting from the […]
I see dead people’s molecular structure Like many people who make it to the late autumn, early winter part of their lives, dying becomes a more conscious thought. Naturally […]
Who’s the higher species here?
Shake That Finger We all know how the right-wing media in this country loves to exploit the illusion of Obama as a secret Muslim. Almost from the time he […]