I voted early today and for just a moment after being asked for a picture ID I contemplated saying something like, “C’mon Sir. I’m obviously an older white male. That’s not the targeted population these voter ID laws were meant for”
But I thought better of it. Saying something like that in this polarized political atmosphere would go over about as well as mentioning how bad you bombed in picking the Super Bowl winner while standing in line to board a plane.