Thursday Humor

Comma Sutra

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Borrowed from The Incidental Economist website

Lizard Love

 

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6 responses to “Thursday Humor

  1. take offense? sheesh….I was on the fense long enough…and then I took off. see, it’s kind of like lobotomy…. I had a baseball lobbed at me and gave up the game forever. those things hurt if youse get hit in the nose.

  2. HA! I got you at Lobotomy!!! course, they got me there too. That’s why all my friends say, “if you had half a brain, you’ld be dangerous”….but, iffen you want humor… I gotz one for you….

    The Wisconsin Archeologist

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: “California archaeologists, report finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

    One week later, a local newspaper in Wisconsin reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Westby, Wisconsin, Ole Svenson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wisconsin had already gone wireless.”

    ……hehehe….ok, off to see the wizard and see if he will give me back my half a brain. b good

    • Ha, ha, ha. That’s akin to C.S. Lewis’ comments about an invisible cat on the chair. When someone remarks that the chair is empty Lewis surmises that that proves that cats are invisible.

      Or something like that 🙂

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