WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN: Male Sex Education Follows
For anyone who sits in front of a computer screen daily and opens their browser page, they will inevitably be hit with an ad that appeals to a male’s testosterone levels. Lord knows most men are compelled to feel they can still effect an erection “naturally” without the aid of a drug like Viagra® and Cialis®. So when an ad very similar to the one here appears on your screen, what hot-blooded man is not going to see what’s behind such “weirdness”.
It turns out however that “natural” will have little to do with what’s promised you. Once you’ve clicked on the link that says Learn More, you quickly realize that the only thing you will “learn” is that you have once again become the victim of the oldest con since the snake convinced Eve of what great things lay in store for her upon eating that forbidden fruit.
If you were thinking that clicking on the link would reveal even greater “weirdness” than some voluptuous, nubile, scantily-clad woman running through golden fields of wheat softly caressing her thighs, you will soon deflate to the reality that you’ve been pimped, and not in a good way.
Replacing that well-rounded, long-haired vixen beauty is a serious ad that may or may not have another female tease at the top of it but will read like some snake oil sells pitch. Every good snake oil sells pitch will have the following characteristics.
The market is abuzz with many products that promise X but there is only one that guarantees it. Our’s.
It’s the latest and greatest. Everybody’s talking about it so don’t be left out
A few alleged testimonials from generic “satisfied” customers like Bob, Derrick and Ron
The pretentious claims about the product
Following all of this is the assurance that if you’re not satisfied there’s a money back guarantee. Sad to say the testosterone product in this particular case doesn’t offer this money back guarantee but it does offer free samples. But guess what? Yep, you will need to give them a credit card number and pay for the shipping and handling for a 14-day supply. So much for free.
Beware though, in the fine print below the point that you have already submitted your payment for is the comment that there is “no obligation to buy anything in the future, AS LONG AS YOU CALL TO CANCEL WITHIN 18 DAYS OF PLACING YOUR ORDER.” Unless you catch this caveat up front you’re sure to do so about 18 days following the placement of your order when a full 6-months supply of the product arrives in your mailbox and a hit on your credit card for the low, low price of $199.00 has already occurred.
So what do you get for all of your efforts? Well according to their findings – the ones they gleaned from the likes of Bob, Derrick and Ron – you may experience the following
More Strength and Endurance
What happens however if you take the 14-day supply and you don’t convince yourself that you are experiencing all of these improvements? Call them. I’m sure they’ll ask you what they stated in the ad. Did you take the pills in conjunction with “the help of a regular strength training routine”? You did catch that part of the ad didn’t you?
Now I haven’t thoroughly investigated this product so I can’t tell you for sure that this product will do what it says but I can be pretty sure of one thing. Without engaging in a vigorous strength training routine all you are likely to get is an introduction to your body of chemicals that promise much but are dubious at best. The ingredients for this product are listed below:
You get all the free Vitamin D you need by getting out in the sun periodically. Vitamin B6 can be ingested through good foods like brown rice, potatoes and chickpees. As for the other ingredients? Well, don’t get too excited about their claims as stand alone sources of male enhancement. One google search for Testofen found the following caveat.
There are several criticisms of Testofen™, however. A number of experts dispute the claims made by clinical tests on the compound, citing that most tests were conducted on mice, not humans, and were, therefore, not predictive of the compound’s effect on men. In addition, much attention is brought to the fact that a large number of tests that were conducted on human subjects were privately funded by pharmaceutical companies with ties to Testofen™, a situation that might potentially lead to infected results. SOURCE