Sunday Humor

Paintball Redemption

Thanks to Sheryl over at her spinnyliberal blog for this information

When you’re lost and your life seems aimless, there’s one sure way to regain your bearings and find that direction to lift you up. Play paintball.

"Not a racist" Paula Smith

Take it from Paula Smith who owns Low Country Paintball just outside of Ludowici, Ga.  Paula was recently discovered to be the promoter of the racist bumper sticker by the lady who claims she isn’t a racist.

Besides co-owning Low Country Paintball with her husband, she also owns a small bumper sticker business called Stickatude.com.  It appears this wasn’t a very profitable business until she added the “Don’t Re-Nig” bumper sticker to her assorted collection.

Ms. Smith said she is not racist, she just wants Obama out of office. She tells me she doesn’t have a preferred replacement candidate. “And besides Obama is not even black. He’s got a mixture of race. It’s his choice of what his nationality is. I’m a mixed breed. I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German.

“I just want someone that’s going to help the United States and not give it other countries all the time. And stop giving the immigrants the benefits that most Americans inside their own states can’t even get because they’re giving it others who don’t even live here as an American.    SOURCE

Yes, Obama doesn’t have to view himself as “black”.  That doesn’t mean Georgia white trash can’t though.

Ms. Smith applies even more low country Georgia logic to inform us why she’s not prejudice.  The word “nig” used in the bumper sticker doesn’t really mean what conventional dictionaries define it as.  According to the Ludowici translation it simply means “a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person. That’s what the N word means.”

It also appears that you actually have to mouth the word to be truly considered a racist.  When asked if she thought the “N” Word was a bad word? she said, “No, because I don’t use it.”

But if this isn’t proof enough for all you narrow-minded liberal social elites out there then you can choke on your own misgivings when she gives you the ultimate example of her non-racists sentiments.

“I’ve helped black families…to guide them in the right direction. Paintball is one of these things. We like to laugh and have a good time. That’s our way of life.”

Notice how everyone is laughing in this photo of paintball enthusiasts taken from Low Country’s website.  Everyone except the two black people near the right end of this photo.

The guy on the very end, next to them, is laughing so hard he has passed out standing up.  It’s either that or he’s trying to discern if he wore matching shoes for this event.

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4 responses to “Sunday Humor

    • Nah Hans. You’re a notch above this “nig” definition of Paula’s. Your only a “a low down, lazy, sorry person”, not a “a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person”. It’s the double “low down” that makes you a true “nig”. 🙂

  1. I do just get a laugh out of these folks. Being largely ignorant, they telegraph their racism each time they open their mouth, all in the defense of their not being racist. Many on the left find it so bizarre that the Right rather consistently adopts the criticism leveled at themselves and returns the same one! Thus you have Right-Wingers claiming that liberals are “racist” in their twisted logic. It’s actually just projection psychologically speaking, this ability to project upon your enemy that which you embody. It is akin to the Right wing claiming that liberals are trying to “scare” women. Of course I guess we are pretty darn clever to get all the state legislatures across the country (those dominated by Republicans) to introduce all these crazy bills against women’s right to control their own bodies. Just so we can then “scare” people that the GOP is freakin’ crazy as bats. Rant ended…lol.

  2. what is reallt sad is that I live in an area where this is not only humor but an election poster…..if you ever visit Mississippi set your watch back a 150 years.

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