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Some of you might have noticed I haven’t  published anything in about a week.  There’s a reason for that.

I’ve just recently experienced a time from my youth when there was only one television and one phone in the house.  Following a dispute over an amount on my Charter Communication bundling bill for the 4th consecutive month since I signed up with them in March, I cut myself off from the world of electronics.  It occurred by  happenstance after I by-passed calling them yet another time to haggle once again with their billing department.  This last time I merely submitted payment for everything but the $40 that was in dispute.

Last Monday I get a recorded call in the late evening informing me I need to call their billing department on “a very important matter”.  I ignore it because I am fed up with them anyway and despise Charter above everything else in my life at this point in time.  The next morning I get up and I find they have disconnected my TV and Internet service for failing to pay the full amount.  They obviously leave the phone line running so I can call to find out what’s going on.  So when I do, I tell them to make it official and unsubscribe me completely.

As usual the poor lady on the other end of the line who is not fully aware of my short awful history with her company, tries to console me and asks if she can lower some rates to keep me as a customer.  I ask, “Why?  So we can dispute that next month?”  I tell her its’ nothing personal but along with having issues every month with the awful TV picture image I was getting, that their entire customer service system is dysfunctional beyond belief and I was not going to be won over.

So, I found myself without TV, Internet services or a phone land line for several days.  I had left my cell phone at the part-time job I have so my wife and I were literally down to her one cell phone as the only means of being in contact with “the outside world” the day I bid farewell to my nightmare.   It was eery at first and the silence without the sound of a TV going or activity on the computers was deafening.

My wife and I talked a lot more than we had in a while and I read much more than I normally would.  I had already signed up with a bundling service with Verizon FIOS but they would not be able to install their system until Friday, three days away.  Would we have withdrawals before that time came?

Actually, after two days of nothing but our cell phones, we rather enjoyed it.  We began recalling how this is the way we were raised.  The only time the old black & white TV was on in our house when I was a kid was from 6-9pm during the week and Saturday morning’s for cartoons.  For the most part TV’s and telephones were secondary in our social lives because I was usually linking up with friends in the neighborhood and finding some activity to do with them outside until we were whistled home by my dad, who used the two-fingers-in-the-mouth style whistle for reaching us two blocks down the road.

Both my wife and I began to realize that we were really not entertained that much by what is on the tube these days.  For what little TV we wanted to watch I could buy one of the new digital antennas to pick up “free” TV signals and we could buy a dvd player to watch movies.  The cell phones we had would work just fine for us as far as communicating with friends or businesses, so, we decided to make a small life-style change.  Instead of the bundled package of Verizon’s that came with TV, phone and Internet, we opted for internet service only.  It would serve much of our needs for news and other information we thought relevant.

We’d of course have to call everyone close to us to inform them that they could now only reach us by our cell phones or e-mail accounts and would no longer be able to plan on using our homes for big televised events like the Super Bowl or the World Series.  My experience with the digital antenna I went out and bought yesterday has already underscored the fact that air wave signals are not all that reliable as they were when local TV network airwaves were pretty much the only signals flying through the air back then.

It really feels good to be free from the hassles and demands that technology can bring with it and the cost savings are a ton better.  However, the Samsung Blue-Ray DVD compact player I bought does allow me to hook up to a myriad of services for movies and music that I can connect with off of the wireless router for our computers.  But after an attempt to do the so-called “easy step connections” for some of these services (which turned out to be anything but easy) I think I’ll just leave the TV alone and wink at it occasionally as I pass through the room on my way to read the daily newspaper I’m subscribed to.

If I get the time and am in the mood, I might toy with the bells and whistles on the compact disc player but then I’m really not feeling compelled to rush this, and neither is my wife.  In fact, we may just skip down to the town square here in Denton this evening and watch a lot of the free entertainment there as the Juneteenth holiday comes up.  We may in fact discover a whole ‘nother world we haven’t seen in quite some time.


My friend Donna Cavanagh discusses how modern technology has and can make life much better, if only.

I know people say miracles occur every day, and up to now I wasn’t quite sure, but then my daughter sent me this article, and I knew that what I had wanted for so many years had finally come to fruition. Yes, Panasonic has created a digital camera that does not only allow you to take better pictures, but allows you to look better in pictures. The Panasonic Lumix DMC-FP7 has built-in Beauty Retouch modes, which — listen to this – has the ability to tone down wrinkles, whiten teeth and give your cheeks a radiant hue. If this camera could fix hair, I would pray to it.

Okay, I am giddy about this, and anyone who has seen photos of me knows why I would love these new features. Even my daughter said, “Mom, finally we can get a good picture of you without having to take 85 shots.” And that remark is from someone who loves me – most of the time. This to me is a dream come true. No longer will I be afraid to take photos; no more being the only non-photogenic person in the pack; and no more comments like “That picture doesn’t look like you at all – ooh, you don’t photograph well–do you?” Best of all, this camera will save me a fortune down the road as now with this technology, I won’t have to think about hiring stand-ins for me for vacation photos and major events.

As I was pondering my new photographic future, I began to think about other technological advances that would make our lives easier. I was on the phone chatting with my friend, Deb, who told me of her recent car trouble. She was heading to breakfast with co-workers when her car lost or burnt or ejected a heating coil. I am unfamiliar with what a heating coil does when it breaks or when it’s not broken for that matter. Anyway, she forgot her cell phone at home and had to use the cell of one of her breakfast buddies to call her husband. The problem with this was she didn’t know his number. He is #3 on her speed dial; that is all she knows. After some phone calls, she was able to track down his work number, but it took a lot of effort.

So, I got to thinking, and this is for all the engineers out there, why can’t we have a magic chip that can be embedded in an index finger? Similar to the chips pets get so that they can be returned home if lost,pastedGraphic.pdf the finger chip can activate your personal speed dial on anyone’s cell phone. Think about it. You leave your phone in your jeans pocket and it gets washed and destroyed in the process, all because your stupid family was yelling and distracting you while you were doing laundry because they can’t do anything themselves…I’m sorry I got off track. Anyway, I bet it wouldn’t hurt to get the chip implanted – it might hurt a little more than a pin prick but far less than getting a tattoo. I think the phone chip might meet with some initial resistance from the more paranoid among us who will like to claim it is another tool for the government to watch our every move, but I think overall, most people might embrace this idea in time.

While we are on inventions that make life easier, I want a keys finder. They probably have this already in the 55-plus communities, but I don’t want to wait that long. I need one now. It would look like a home alarm device. I would press a button when I need to locate my keys, and the beeping sound would lead me to them. Also, I would like this device to find my sunglasses and my cell phone. Each item would emit a different tone, so I would know what I had located. I think this device would help me get out of the house a lot faster.

My last technology breakthrough isn’t really an invention as much as it is an improvement on an invention. I just bought this Glade air freshener that has a motion detection device that shoots out fragrance when it senses a shadow. This is my problem with the fragrance zapper: My dogs set it off all the time. I think it should be re-made so that it goes off only when it senses offensive odors. Okay, there could be a downside in that it might insult guests in your home if it doesn’t like the scent they give off but, do you really want smelly people in your house anyway? It might be a subtle way to inform people about a body odor issue without an awkward moment.

Ideas for inventions flit in and out of my brain a lot. I guess it is a good idea that I don’t possess the technical knowledge to make them a reality. Yes, the world is probably a lot better off.

A repost with Donna’s permission from her article at AC YAhoo

Donna Cavanagh is a published humorists who has written two books - “Reality: Fantasy’s Evil Twin” now available on Amazon and “Life on the Off Ramp” She is also the author of “Poems for a Positive Day II” which like her “Life on the Off Ramp” was named as award-winning finalists of the Best Books 2010 Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. She is also a featured guest humor writer for More.com and Divine Caroline as well.



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