The Pain of Being Rick Santorum

So if you’re Rick Santorum, how do you deal with the new Jack in the Box commercial

You have a young effeminate male (gay image) who wants to marry an animal product (non-traditional marriage, bestiality) and fellatio is fixing to take place (unnatural sex) when the minister who bonds them declares, “You may now eat the bride”

Back in December Santorum warned of such things occurring when he addressed a congregation at the Tabernacle Baptist Church in Coralville, Iowa.

“Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition.”

What greater institution is there than one of our biggest fast food chain restaurants?

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