Rick Santorum’s Sexually Repressed Mind

What kind of thoughts were going on through Rick Santorum over-imaginative brain when he argued that contraception is “a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

I know he worries a lot about such things as man-on-dog sex but might the picture below reflect a wet dream he has of himself symbolically defeating President Obama this November?

How hard must that be to keep such imagery suppressed while also feeling erotically stimulated.

A lot of Catholics have developed as sexually repressed adults.  I too was raised as a Catholic and I recall the stare downs and being damned to hell by feisty old nuns and sanctimonious priests for even raising the question of sexual urges.

Does the presidential candidate struggle with his awful thoughts when he takes the kids to the “petting” zoo?  Are his kids deprived of this fond childhood memory because Santorum has these delirious thoughts?

For Santorum to expose his concern about doing “things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be”,  must surely elicit some awful images from him time to time that would require a visit to the confessional frequently for such impure thoughts

I wonder if the priest who hears his confessions has ever considered a penance to seek psychiatric help to address what thoughts often crowd the space between his hears?

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