Taking Ideology To The Grave
A middle-aged, single man was found dead in his home in a remote part of Liberal, Kansas. It appears the deceased, Homer Glickman, froze to death as a result of a blistering snow storm that spent several days in the southwestern part of the state. The advance of this deadly storm was broadcasted over all of the local media sources days before. People were warned that there might be power outages and that they should take all necessary precautions. But it appears that Homer’s reluctance to respond to these media alerts was a factor that was expressed in this bumper sticker found on his 1992 Suburban.
Homer was found frozen stiff in his lounge chair with a beer and cigarettes on an end table nearby. The TV was broadcasting the GOP primary debates on FOX and a copy of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged” was found clutched in his right hand. He was apparently trying to keep himself warm with a thick layered “Don’t Tread on Me” flag that appeared to be made from the tanned hides of squirrels.
Donna Cavanagh
Wait, I was distracted by this part of the sentence “in a remote part of liberal Kansas” Is that where Dorothy and Toto live?
lbwoodgate
yes, fantasies seem to float quite liberally in that state.
lbwoodgate
There actually is a town called Liberal in Kansas, Donna. I know that’s hard to believe for a red state like Kansas but irony has its way of getting even.
The Blithering Idiot
Loved it…Hansi
Don in Massachusetts
Thanks for the laugh!
Sherry
Oh lord, this is so close to being true, that frankly, you might find that it’s actually happened. They are THAT crazy you know.
Mary Flora
I live a few blocks from the Kansas Missouri state line. Luckily I live on the Missouri side where at least there is a chance a Democrat can be elected. I daily marvel at the Kansas Governor, Sam “Brownshirt”.
Snoring Dog Studio
Should have burned the libertarian BS. Might have kept him alive long enough to vote for Ron Paul.
lobotero
Oh Damn! There are others that are dumber than the ones in my state…there is hope yet!