It’s Saturday. Time for a little weekend humor
Duane "Dog" Chapman
It has been reported that Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain will begin receiving protection from the Secret Service at his campaign’s request. Cain’s campaign and Secret Service officials will not say what specific incident or concern prompted the authorization, but according to a NBC news report “those involved in the evaluation for using taxpayer dollars this way determined that ‘there’s clearly some credible threats’.”
However, there are rumors leaking out that Duane “Dog” Chapman has a bounty on Herman Cain’s head after he allegedly made inappropriate sexual comments to the Dog’s wife, Beth, at a fund-raiser. Mrs. Chapman is a very well endowed woman and told Cain her and her husband would like to support his campaign. Cain was heard to reply, “Only if I can support my face between those skin pillows of yours”.
Beth and Duane Chapman in wedding photo
Cain claims there was a misunderstanding and that he was merely stating that there was something about her that reminded him of his wife’s garden patch back in Georgia.
He may have a point
Donna Cavanagh (@dtcav)
Liked this one!
Joan Haines
I’m sure Beth has a good personality.
lbwoodgate
And I’m sure that is at least one of the reason’s the “Dog” found her attractive.
charlywalker
I like you as a humorist…….it’s right up my alley..
lbwoodgate
Thanks CW. And thanks for those post of yours that keep me laughing each time I read them. I always look forward to them.
siva
Just what the doctor ordered for the weekend! – siva